My name is Seth Johnson. My friends call me Spider because an ex-girlfriend said (right after we broke up, so she was still upset) that I am "like some awful fucking poisonous evil fucking human fucking spider." They never let me live that down. Or up?
I write all the time, but I rarely post. I "run" a community called opinionated_ass. I am near always fucked up. I am frequently filled with feelings of hatred and loathing. Interspersed with horrible episodes of pathetic romanticism.